last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
i always see how long I can hold my breath for underwater and i swear one day by accident i’ll probably die
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
Everyone seems to forget Jack got bored of the gloomy crap and then saw Christmas and was like, “I WANT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”
writing essays like
writing timed essays
hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
Well that took a turn I didn’t expect
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*